When we started this company we called it LiquidASS France because we only sold LiquidASS and BARFume. In 2019, we added KwiZZine and Merdique to the range however, these were products we created whereas we imported LiquidASS and BARFume from the United States. Thanks to the videos that LiquidASS users in the USA have posted to YouTube, LiquidASS has always been our most popular product. If people were uploading videos of their exploits with LaChiASS or Merdique, we are certain they would become equally as popular, and as I love talking shit, allow me to explain why.
Despite their different odors, all three are sold as Fart Pranks. Yes, we say that LiquidASS resembles dog shit and LaChiASS stinks of diarrhea, while Merdique reminds us of pig's excrement but the reality is they are not physical stools, they are just odors. In this respect, we can categorize them as farts.
All these products are excellent. Some say that Merdique is too strong and that LiquidASS is perhaps somewhat more socially acceptable but a person's sense of smell is subjective. For example, have you noticed how you have little problem subjecting yourself to the smell of your own farts? Can you say the same for everyone close to you at the time you break wind? I have to say the REAL reason why LiquidASS is the most popular is due to the amount of publicity it has enjoyed, and of course, if its sales far outweigh those of LaChiASS and Merdique, then the amount of customer testimonials it receives will be significantly greater too.
At the time of writing, LaChiASS has only just been launched so we are not yet in a position to compare its popularity with the others. Experience to date has shown that many of our LiquidASS customers who purchased Merdique have returned to order it again, and again, and again. Would they do that if it didn't live up to their expectations?
Am I trying to say Merdique is better than LiquidASS?
NOT AT ALL! They are both Fart Pranks with different odors. What I am trying to convey is that the farts of all living beings will change according to what has passed through their intestinal tract, or as dieticians like to say "We are what we eat." If we consume meat, fruit, vegetables, or dairy products, they will ferment in our intestines thereby producing a variety of gases which, once expelled via the anus, tend to be rather unpleasant to our sense of smell. It matters not that they don't smell identical because when others breathe them in, the resulting emotion will invariably be disgust and that, dear friends, is the goal of our products ... to reproduce that WTF moment leading to uncontrollable laughter!
I have a question for those customers who believe LiquidASS is a socially acceptable prank. Please tell me what is socially acceptable about the stench of a fart that resembles a dog turd, regardless of where you spray it?
FACT: provided the odor genuinely smells like something that came from your sphincter, it will NEVER be socially acceptable!