It is with regret that I have to inform you we will soon be out of stock of BARFume and this is likely to be permanent. Current stocks of LiquidASS are coming from another retailer which explains the higher price. In November last year (2019), I attempted to place a new order with the Americans. They never replied. A second attempt was made but still no response. Finally, I wrote asking what the problem was and how we could resolve it? This again resulted in total silence. And that is why once the current stocks of LiquidASS and BARFume are finished, we will feature them as Out Of Stock and eventually remove them completely.
That said, the manufacturer of our other products will create a new product for us similar to LiquidASS under a new brand name. It will be equally as good although the odor may not be 100% identical. However, as already covered, the goal of a great fart prank is to disgust its victims and, as our farts are never the same, it doesn't matter if there's a slight difference in the smell. All that matters is that the product is non-toxic, stinks really bad, and lasts as long as LiquidASS. That's a formula we already know we can achieve.
BARFume has never been one of our better sellers so we have chosen not to replace that for the time being. We may do so at a later date, unless the Americans decide they want our business again.
If you are one of our long-standing customers, you already know our commitment to the quality of our products and your satisfaction so please rest assured that our LiquidASS replacement will not disappoint you. In the meantime, Merdique does a fantastic job so there's nothing to be gained by waiting for the new product to arrive.
If you are a new potential customer who has seen the LiquidASS videos on YouTube or on our site, we promise you that buying Merdique instead of LiquidASS will be like buying a BMW instead of a Mercedes. Both are really good and guarantee a positive experience. You might ask "Is LiquidASS worth the extra money?" The best answer to that is to try them both so you can come to your own conclusion.
Q. If you will not be offering LiquidASS anymore, will you change the company name?
A. No. The name LiquidASS France has been registered as an official trade mark.
Q. Will you ever sell LiquidASS and BARFume again?
A. It is not us that cut-off communication. Should the Americans decide to renew business relations with us, we will happily sell those products as they meet our goal of 100% customer satisfaction.
Q. Why was no mention made of KwiZZine in the above article?
A. KwiZZine's odor is truly obnoxious but it is not a fart prank.
Q. Is Merdique really stronger than LiquidASS?
A. Our sense of smell is subjective. For one person Merdique may seem stronger. For another, it may not be. As a plant-based formula, its strength comes from the type of plants used allied to the fermentation process. Look at it this way; if one person ate chicken, after fermentation the gas he releases will give a certain smell. If another person also consumed chicken but added curry and chilli spices, the gas he releases would likely be more pungent.
Q. Will you replace BARFume with something else?
A. A couple of totally new horrific perfumes are currently in development. We cannot tell you what they are nor provide a timeframe for their completion but yes, we are working on something for release before the end of this year. Masterclass subscribers will be the first to be notified.