Frequently Asked Questions and Safety Information - LiquidASS France

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Despite their outrageous potency, our range of products are non-toxic and their effects will disappear after a few minutes/hours dependent on the amount of product applied.
  
 


Q.
 Is LiquidASS safe?
A.  Yes. All our products have been tested by independent laboratories and their Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) notes that "No known hazardous ingredient is present." 

Q. What are the ingredients that were used in the making of LiquidASS?
A. Well, believe it or not, LiquidASS did not come from genuine turds, even if your nose leads you to think the opposite. We are unable to divulge the recipe because the ingredients are a trade secret. However, LiquidASS has been tested to be used without putting anyone in danger. Nonetheless, ingesting it is strongly discouraged. It's a fart spray, NOT a drink! And the same applies to our other products.

Q. Why are the bottles never filled to the brim?
A. As shown on the label, each bottle contains 30ml of product.

Q. Can LiquidASS leave stains on clothing?
A. LiquidASS, LaChiASS, BARFume, and KwiZZine are practically clear and should not leave any stains. In fact, whilst transparent during application, they may be lightly visible on pure white clothing. Merdique and CorporHELL are slightly yellow and can leave a brown mark on lighter clothing. However, this will easily disappear once the garment has been washed.

Q. How long will the stink of these products last after being applied?
A. How long is a piece of string? Results will vary depending on ventilation, humidity, the size of the room, and the dose applied... In general, when used indoors with average ventilation, one third of a bottle will generate an unbearable stench for 1 to 3 hours whilst a smaller dose of 4 to 5 squirts can last anything from 5 to 10 minutes. 

Q. Are there any places one should avoid?
A. Immediately following application, LiquidASS will begin to impregnate the air with its unique stench of diarrhea. It is pointless using it outdoors or in well-ventilated areas because, being water-based,  it will evaporate in a few seconds. Likewise our other products. Think about the quickest way to get rid of cooking odors in the kitchen. You open the window! Why would any of these products be any different?

Experience has shown that a large dose of LiquidASS is required if you want to penetrate cigarette smoke. Even when the room is smoke-free, carpets and textiles impregnated with nicotine will absorb LiquidASS like a sponge.

Q. Your Masterclass warns about hypersensitivity to certain products that can result in people vomiting so, how can you claim they are not dangerous?
A. Some people are overly-sensitive to certain substances which can result in allergic reactions. For example, peanuts, eggs, and gluten. That does not make them dangerous.
  
 
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